T'au REACTS to INSANE Warhammer 40K LORE (Unofficial EPIC Warhammer PARODY 'What Have We Here!')

'What Have We Here?!' by EBM Hate - An Epically Unofficial and Unofficially Epic ANTHEM rock song Parody. (Unofficial Fan Animation and Parody Song) Загружено с разрешения автора EBM Hate | Adeptus Musico Inimicus (Великобритания). Права третьих лиц соблюдены. Оригинал видео опубликован на YouTube 2026-02-05 Текст песни / Lyrics: What have we here… The fuck is this?! These creatures have Cathedrals walking on legs… We came in peace They called this odd They fight for a corpse that they call a living God! What have we here…? Immortal ones…? Afraid to die because they say they lived too long?! The fuck is this thing?! A magic rock? They wear it to trap their dead loved ones…? WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! THE FUCK IS THIS?! This whole Galaxy is a total fucking mess! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! THIS CAN’T BE REAL! We must bring this insane madness under-heel... What have we here… Prayer for machines? These freaks think their tools need praise to be… The Fuck is this? Mould with guns? Overgrown spores who will fight anyone? WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! Soon you will all learn of the Greater Good! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! YOU ARE OBSCENE! For your own good you will submit to HARMONY! You call this faith, and profess truth… But all you do is kill and loot, We will cure you of this zealous falsehood, We will fight for peace… Make you join the Greater Good… WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! YOU ARE ALL FOOLS! Soon you will all learn of the Greater Good! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! YOU ARE OBSCENE! For your own good you will submit to HARMONY! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! THE FUCK IS THIS?! This whole Galaxy needs to be corrected! WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! SELF-DESTRUCTION! We will liberate you whether you want it or not! Дисклеймер автора: - Данное видео является неофициальным фанатским творением и не одобрено Games Workshop или Warhammer+. - Все персонажи, сеттинг и изображения Warhammer 40,000 принадлежат © Games Workshop. - Автор не претендует на лорную точность (видео создаётся для удовольствия, без ресурсов для полной достоверности). - Анимация и музыка созданы полностью или частично с использованием AI; все события вымышлены, любые совпадения случайны. Использованные материалы (с разрешения правообладателей): - Данное видео является трансформативной работой для целей образования и развлечения — нарушение авторских прав не подразумевается. Поддержать автора / Оригиналы: - YouTube: www.youtube.com/@AdeptusMusicoInimicus - Apple Music: music.apple.com/gb/artist/ebm-hate/1861203320 - Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1XRxa074T77dQCSOltjs3E - Deezer: link.deezer.com/s/31UOts6A3MbHmgcNQE1e3 - iHeartRadio: iheart.com/artist/ebm-hate-48949957 ЗА ИМПЕРАТОРА! 🦅😂